Tales from Court

I have to admit I’ve been afflicted with a strange lethargy when it comes to writing lately.  It’s not that I haven’t had things to write about, in fact there…

I have to admit I’ve been afflicted with a strange lethargy when it comes to writing lately.  It’s not that I haven’t had things to write about, in fact there has been no shortage at all.  But while I work up the will to get more writing done, here is my favourite court story.

When I was in La Ronge I was in court a lot.  A high volume of files, including a lot of arguably the most contested charge of all, impaired driving, meant that I spent a good deal of time there.  I enjoyed trials and found that I learned something from every one, and that my education there served me well in all of my future postings.  One day, while I awaited one of my trials I watched this little drama unfold.

Ms. X had been charged with mischief from an incident in Stanley Mission where a window had been broken. Her legal aid lawyer, lets call him Mr. Black, was one of my favourite lawyers, even though more than a few members didn’t like him (as a lawyer, he is a very personable guy). I enjoyed working with him because he’d only take something to trial if he had a defense, and he would tell you what that defense was. That way you could do some further investigation, and if warranted withdraw the charge. The prosecutor is incidental to this tale, but the judge was one I didn’t particularly enjoy working with, due to what I perceived as a particular lack of a use of either logic or law in coming to her decisions.

At any rate, the crown’s case was pretty straight forward. There was one witness and her testimony was basically that she was awakened in the early morning by someone knocking on her door. When she answered the door Ms. X was standing there, intoxicated, and she asked for someone who didn’t live there. She was told that that person wasn’t there and the witness went back inside.  When she got back inside Ms. X. began pounding on the door.  She opened up a window to tell her to go away and when she did saw Ms. X kick out a ground floor window.  The crown basically asked a few house keeping questions regarding identity etc and closed their case.

When the Judge asked  Mr. Black if he had any cross examination of the crown’s witness, he stood and said he had no questions for her. It was now time for Defense’s case and again Mr. Black stood and advised the Court that he was calling no witnesses.  In other words the only evidence entered in court was that straight forward case of the Crowns.

The judge had a puzzled look on her face and the interchange that followed went like this:
Judge: "I’m curious Mr. Black, why we are bothering to have a trial on this matter?"
Mr. Black: "I can answer that your Honour. Back in the initial court appearance my client, Ms. X, entered a guilty plea on this matter. She also told your Honour that she could remember nothing of the incident. You wouldn’t accept her guilty plea and that’s why we are having a trial."

I quickly left the court room as it is considered very poor form to laugh in court, especially at the Judge who is trying your next case.

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